A while back, Shaunna asked a good question, "Where is the Love?" In hopes to get more than one comment on a post, I'm doing a long-over-due Not Me Monday. Steve was looking at my blog the other day and said that I must have less people reading it than I used to since I didn't have many comments on any of my recent posts. Bummer.
Not Me Monday is a super-fun blog carnival that McMama hosts each week and I haven't participated in quite some time. So I have a LOT to not catch you up on. So here goes.
(And since I'm not on my computer and the internet here in TLF is SUPER slow, I have been unsuccessful in retrieving the cute little Not Me Monday button. Sorry. I know you're disappointed.)
I have not, in the recent past, repeatedly forgotten to stock my purse with tissues for my 2 snotty-nosed children. This has not resulted in them blowing their noses in Jack's burp rags or a panty liner from my purse. This would not require me to tell Steven, "Don't blow your nose on the sticky side, Bud."
Speaking of panty liners, a few days after Gabby potty trained, she did not have a messy accident while were out. I did not take her to the potty to clean her up and forget to take the diaper bag with me, leaving me with no clean panties. I did not wipe her panties out, and put a pantyliner from my purse into her little panties to give her a clean surface to sit on.
And when our friends Sarah and Savannah came over to hang out the other day, little 2-year-old Savannah did not find panty liners in the bathroom and think they were band-aids. Big band-aids (or Boodaids, as she calls them). I did not take one out, slap it on her leg and let her wear a big boodaid around my house. Her mom certainly did not take Gabby's stamps and stamps some cute little dinosaurs on said boodaid.
Upon leaving the mall, Steve and I did not put our 2 new T-shirts on Jack to bundle him up for going outside. I did not leave said shirts on him after we got home for a while out of laziness.
When Steve asked what toys I brought to keep the kids entertained while we're here, I did not come up with the Sonic kid's meal toy we got on the trip out. That is not the only toy the kids have had for a week and a half.
...Nope, Not Me!
Okay, that may or may not have been everything I did or did not do. Huh?