I've started writing down conversations we have with Steven that are funny - Here are a few from the last few days. For some reason, the best ones seem to be while we're in the car (Steven's words are dark blue; in case you can't tell by reading) .
-In the car, on the way home from Schlitterbaun the other day, Gabby had just stopped fussing:
Gabby's happy now.
Good. I'm glad.
Where's Bob the Builder?
(He says this without missing a beat, as if it has everything to do with Gabby being happy)
....Um....at his house?
NO! He's in the TV!
Oh, right. Is Bob the Builder just pretend?
Yeah, and the eggs are not for to eat.
-A few minutes after the last conversation (still in the car):
A cuck! A cuck! (cuck = truck)
I see the truck.
The truck is sad.
He don't know his mommy is.
(not sure if this means he doesn't know WHERE his mommy is, or WHO his mommy is)
A car! He's sad, too.
He don't know his white race car is.
-Today, in the car:
Uhhhhhh! Aughhhh! The sun is getting in my eyes!
(angry and yelling, now) DOP IT, SUN! (Dop = stop)
Buddy, just cover your eyes and the sun won't get in them.
The sun's NOT gettin' me anymore. He's hiding. He's hiding cause his mommy's comin'.
-Today when going outside:
We can go outside with bare feet real quick, it's okay.
(looking at his feet) We have BEAR FEET!!? (You can just tell what's he's thinking)
He talks ALL DAY LONG. Sometimes I just wish for 5 minutes of quiet, but he definitely makes me laugh often enough.